You know you're married to a nerd when...

• You list off your spouse's friends by their gamer tags instead of their names.
• You're alone on a Friday night because there's a Magic the Gathering tournament going on.
• You hear the word "Java" and coffee is the second thing you think of.
• You offer to put a sleeping bag next to their computer...and they consider it.
• You leave a hotel early in the morning, and you walk up to the receptionist and say: "good morning, I would like to logout."
• You look at new computers like they are fast cars...
• You're sitting in the same room, instant messaging each other.
• You ask them where they put the cookies and they say they "deleted" them.